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rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FENNEKINS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DON’T TESTICLE METATRON

(via blackromney)

grymshaw:

i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok

(via egberts)

jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

is it petsmart or petsmart

thanks

(via maliciousmelons)

dampsandwich:

vagisodium:

dampsandwich:

im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.

anchovies

great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy

(via twerkforpotatoes)

trillow:

you’re under arrest. you have the right to remain silent. please, please remain silent. please, stop yodelling

(via twerkforpotatoes)

soulsnatcha:

it’s not about your boobs ladies. it’s about what’s under your boobs. your lungs, because we are gonna be blazing a lot of kush and you need to keep up.

(via circumcising)

targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

(via twerkforpotatoes)

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

(via maehgan)